Crazy Thoughts

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

Would you die if you didn’t pee?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?

IF YOU MASH UP SUPER-GLUE IN YOUR HAND DOES THE TOXINS GO THROUGH YOUR SKIN, INTO YOUR BLOOD STREAM AND KILL YOU?
*wink wink